Ladies and gentleman your national press corps...

Today is the day that the new presidents first budget is released. Here's the first question from today's morning White House briefing,

Q: A couple budget questions. I was interested in the language the President used this morning when he talked about the budget. He said, "There are times when you can afford to redecorate your house, and there are times when you need to focus on rebuilding its foundation." Quickly, is there any -- should there be any pause taken in those words? The Obamas have hired a decorator to redecorate the White House. Do you think that's appropriate?

We're doomed.

h/t Ezra